Author: Aumhur
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Bruce’s Song
This was completely written by AI (no changes) from the following prompt: “create a song about bruce the guinea pig who likes snuggles, hay and dried peas”
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Nothing New
Not yet anyway. The initial phase of the update is now over. Many of my original witterings have been added back to the website, including many that were not included in the last version of the website. All new pictures and re-phrasing of some parts of some of the posts as well as corrections on…
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Night Time Thoughts
One night as Dorf laid in bed a thought started forming in his head….. Thought: Why am I here? What’s it all about? Why does it feel all cold and lonely up here?Thought2: It is cold. Maybe it is all this empty space that does it.Thought: Sorry? What are you?Thought2: I’m another thought. I’m here to keep you company.Thought: I…
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Talking Chickens
These chatty creatures happily engage in conversations with anyone or anything, except when it comes to discussing the weather (which they believe humans talk about too much). Though looking much like your average chicken they are nearer the height of short human adult or a tall child. IdentificationWhite feathers, yellow bird-like feet, and approximately 1.5…
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Pickled Squirrels
The elusive Pickled Squirrel! It seems to have quite a unique lifestyle. The Pickled Squirrel’s existence primarily benefits off-licences, ensuring their continued business. Quite the unconventional symbiosis! IdentificationLarger than the typical red and grey squirrels. Light brown colouring. Often seen clutching a can of cider in its paws. HabitsEnjoys drinking cider (perhaps a bit too…
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Latent Buzzard
he Latent Buzzard is quite an intriguing and somewhat somber creature. It spends most of its life in a state of anticipation, waiting for something significant to occur. When this period of waiting ends, the buzzard either moves to a new location and event or dies. Many buzzards spend years waiting for just one event,…
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Invisible Turtles
The Invisible Turtles live in many dimensions, they may even be in your home at this very moment. Obviously being invisible you will not see them. There are many everyday occurrences in the home that we often take for granted, seeing them as just one of those things that happen. However, these events are actually…
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Gruesome Gorillas
Gruesome Gorillas thrive on hard work and are often employed as bodyguards or debt collectors, excelling in both roles. Despite their small brains, which limit them to simple tasks, their determination makes them difficult to dissuade once given a job. And they wont ask questions about the job the job at hand. IdentificationStanding at an…
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Flying Gerbils
The Flying Gerbils are quite remarkable. Their aerobatic abilities, make them stand out. They spend most of their daytime sleeping and then come alive with acrobatics during late evenings and early mornings. They can be trained to perform synchronized aerobatics. A team of flying gerbils can put on quite a show. The Flying Gerbil can…
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