Category: Witterings

  • Night Time Thoughts

    Night Time Thoughts

    One night as Dorf laid in bed a thought started forming in his head….. Thought: Why am I here? What’s it all about? Why does it feel all cold and lonely up here?Thought2: It is cold. Maybe it is all this empty space that does it.Thought: Sorry? What are you?Thought2: I’m another thought. I’m here to keep you company.Thought: I…

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  • A Flat World

    This was originally written over 20 years ago. I have updated it, to expand on some of the ideas, add a few new and take out the references to the millennium bug which is what told me I wrote it 20 years ago. Have you ever wondered how we would cope if the world was…

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  • An Idea (or how to get one)

    Sometimes we all need help getting the brain working. I was trying to write some stories but was a bit stuck. So I used the following method to help me come up with some ideas. This gave me eighteen words and from these eighteen words I came up with eighteen titles.  Some of the stories…

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  • A Flat World

    A Flat World

    Have you ever wondered how we would cope if the world was flat? I mean really flat rather than the Earth being a globe. I’ve given this idea some thought here.

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  • An Idea (Or how to get one).

    An Idea (Or how to get one).

    Sometimes we all need help getting the brain working. I was trying to write some stories but was a bit stuck. So I used the following method to help me come up with some ideas.

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  • Whodunit?

    A very strange whodunit story that took a strange turn after a simple mistake in the writing. Our story starts in the sitting room. Dinner is over and all the guests are gathered for after dinner mints.

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  • Whodunit?

    Whodunit?

    A very strange whodunit story that took a strange turn after a simple mistake in the writing. Our story starts in the sitting room. Dinner is over and all the guests are gathered for after dinner mints.

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  • Camping with Fire

    There is nothing better than camping with open fires. We’ve been lucky this year, finding two great campsites that allow open fires. Both farms, both very friendly and both selling their own produce for us to savour. Both we will visit again. I will add both websites to my links and link them here once…

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  • The Abba Skit

    The Abba Skit

    This play was written as part of the entertainment for an evening of a Scout Leaders training weekend. The the theme was Sweden and the obvious choice was sing something by ABBA. The wife didn’t like this idea, and neither would anyone else if they’d heard her sing, so I came up with this as…

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  • Dropped Stitches

    Dropped Stitches

    Dropped stitches is a common problem amongst fumbling knitters. Have you ever wondered where those dropped stitches go?

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